hmm about me... well as a child i was fascinated by paintings of Margret Thatcher. truth be told i even painted some my self. it was an unusual obsession but it was the only thing that kept me from sticking forks in sockets. as i got older i began to study the art of origami i folded thousands of paper cranes and had my fare share of paper cuts. until my teacher grand master flash offered me a job being his personal toe nail clipper i was ecstatic mainly because its what i always wanted to be as an adult. so hours on end i would clip toe nails for grand master flash. he sang, we laughed, it was a swell time. but then it was a stormy night and he was out at sea fishing for nessy and a large wave capsized the little vessle and he died of cancer but his legacy lives on in many of us and those who knew him will miss him for ever. but as for now i spend most of my time living out my childhood dream making sculptures of margret thatcher out of grandmaster flashes toe nail and cuticle clipping which has brought in quite some dough im now an ebay power seller making a staggering one hundred thirteen dollars and some change after taxes a year
some say im insane but i think im ahead of my time and i tell them listen bud if you where half as awsome as me you wouldnt know what to do so as for now leave me and my toaster alone
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