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Posted by: Tyson

7. Need someone familiar with police methods

From Rob’s Megaphone via Troy Bettinger:

6. “Expert in all levels of security”

This guy got 600 replies:

Other gems: “successful fishing business” “executive level management” “References available from… U.S. District Attorney”

5. We let Him do all the work

From NotHired:

Of course the crew is able to work immediately.

4. Looking for someone on the inside

3. What do they need the picture for?

2. No vegetarians, please

Ugh. That’s the last time I eat there.

1. Mercenary for hire

A classic from the Top 10 Best Job Ads of the World:

Bonus

Seeking: evil half-twin

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