As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice $600 rebate. Some even more.

**If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
**If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.
**If we purchase a computer it will all go to India.
**If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
**If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan.
**If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy beer and prostitutes, since those are the only businesses still in the U.S.